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IF WISHES WERE HORSES...

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If wishes were horses murderers would be nurses and prayers would be curses but... wishes will never be horses! Originally published on WRR POETRY

HUMAN CURSE

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the human curse is our changing force i try to morph you on your turf to be your friend dry me must bend but it's rather strange none agrees to change

IT'S LIFE

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good debt funny death hated priest adored beast it's life... evil brother kind stranger braying monkey swinging donkey it's life... jogging toddler blind footballer ignorant teacher thieving preacher it's life...

BAD HUSBAND IN THE MAKING

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I'll not be a good husband because... I do my laundry by myself there's perpetual order on my shelf I fold my clothes... pant, shirt, singlet there's no pinching odor in my toilet I'll be a terrible husband because.... I cook my food, it's rarely bought there's no sign of soot on my pot I make my bed and mop my floor there's no boxer hanging on my door and my wife won’t enjoy me because... I hate skimpy skirt I complain about dirt Too much make-up I hate I hate exposed breast-plate I do not drink, smoke or roam I prefer to stay inside my home I... Please, what are the qualities of a good husband? What activities must I do to prepare myself.... I'll start with disorder… a scattered shelf! This poem was written after a conversation between an unmarried man and an unmarried woman. The woman felt the man will not make a good husband because he is 'too domestic'.

BOYS TO MEN (a doggerel)

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Foolish boys Use girls like toys Spineless fools See girls as tools Senseless guys Feed girls with lies Real men Treat women And girls Like sweet angels Which are you?

LAUGHING ON A FART

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the seed must die for the plant! smiles grow on bitter trees petals flourish among thorns rainbow appears in bitter tears friendly laughter grows on a fart love germinates in a field of hate life is planted where Death roams dig for gold in muddy mud crack for milk in naughty nut bitter leaf can make sweet soup!