THE DESERT ORACLE
The revered oracle has spoken
After much offers, much token?
And how my heart did tickle
When I heard he said Ah-tee-koo!
They asked,”is the Oracle a swine
Drunken with strong wine
Or did the noughts in a price
Make nuts the one that was wise?”
The words of the oracle is a stone
All shall stumble except one alone
Can a knighted ragged slave
Fight an armored king with a stave?
The wise oracle has spoken
Whether by wisdom or token
And while they grumble I tickle
For the oracle said,”Ah-tee-koo”.