HOW MUCH IS A FART WORTH?


i frown
you laugh

how much is a fart worth?
if your bowels were to resign
would you pay a thousand dollars?
...
how much would you pay to fart at will
bloated, groaning from flatulence
ask the man under the knife!

how much is urinating worth
dying by a 'DON'T URINATE' sign?
would you, for it, wear Police collars?
...
would you give your Nairas or tear Dr's bill
if bladder coup calls for ambulance?
ask the woman fighting for life!

you frown
i laugh!

so, how much is a fart worth?

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